Maddy: "What's that?"
Me: "It's the end of this year at midnight and the beginning of next year."
*intense thinking look on her face*
Maddy: "So we get to stay up late and eat cupcakes and watch Home Alone?"
(Without blinking or skipping a beat from eating her Cheerios while watching Thomas)
Chickie: "I don't know, mama. You got a big butt."